Paracentesis T-Shirt — Funny Medical Humor Tee (“The only proven way to lose 12 pounds in 15 minutes”)
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$24.43
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This soft, classic tee carries a darkly funny medical-theme illustration that sparks knowing laughs. The front art shows a lighthearted paracentesis scene with bold lettering and a cheeky tagline about losing '12 pounds in 15 minutes' — a wry nod to clinicians, med-students, and emergency-room regulars who appreciate gallows humor. Wear it during long shifts, study sessions, or casual hangouts to break tension and start conversations without saying a word. The relaxed crew neck and medium-weight cotton keep it comfortable under a scrub jacket or on its own. Durable prints stay crisp through washes, and the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free — practical details that matter when comfort and credibility go hand in hand.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed crew neckline and tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Durable, detailed prints using DTG/DTF for crisp front and sleeve artwork
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced waste
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; manufactured in Nicaragua with ethical sourcing practices
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Paracentesis T-Shirt — Funny Medical Humor Tee (“The only proven way to lose 12 pounds in 15 minutes”)
$24.43
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed crew neckline and tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Durable, detailed prints using DTG/DTF for crisp front and sleeve artwork
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced waste
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; manufactured in Nicaragua with ethical sourcing practices
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat